Who you gonna call? Not Ghostbusters. These are paramedic ghosts, baby – and they’ve got defibrillators, trauma shears, and zero chill.

Whether you’re rocking the shirt, sipping from a mug, or just trying to survive another 12-hour shift without haunting your coworkers, this gear says, “I’m dead inside, but still certified.”

Featuring our elite team of translucent trauma responders—the EMS BOO BOO Crew—this design showcases ghostly medics heroically haunting the streets (and your conscience), parked dramatically in front of an ambulance that may or may not have been stolen from the underworld motor pool.

Please message us for sizing and color options for hoodies, hats, and can coolers.