For the holiday outlaw who treats wrapping paper like a throne and ribbon like bling. Perfect for mugs, tees, ornaments, or décor that screams ‘I may be festive, but I run this Christmas game.’ Because let’s face it—Santa’s nice list is cute, but you’re here to steal the show (and maybe the last cookie).

Please message us for sizing and color options for hoodies, hats, can coolers or ornaments.