Because nothing says ‘holiday spirit’ quite like mild insults wrapped in festive cheer. This design is perfect for the friend who spikes the eggnog, the cousin who eats all the cookies, or honestly… yourself. Slap it on mugs, sweaters, ornaments, or décor and let everyone know you’re keeping Christmas classy—with just the right amount of sass.

Please message us for sizing and color options for hoodies, hats, and can coolers or ornaments.